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thanksgiving...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:21:33 -0500

i’m starting to get concerned that there isnt enough food… there will be anywhere from...

am i alone?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:11:19 -0500

I’m starting to think i’m the only person in the world who doesnt like bourbon… ...

thecooknook: Daily Lovely - Initial Ring, $12 This is a perfect...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:15:08 -0500

thecooknook:

Daily Lovely - Initial Ring, $12

This is a perfect gift for the lady in your life that leaves you scratching your head during the gift giving season. The script is fabulous and so is the price, and with the influence of moniker wearing fashionistas (Lauren Conrad, Carrie Bradshaw, etc) this is a sure to please gift for every gal. I’d even get her two - one for her first name and one for her last - to be worn together, obviously.

ok… i’ve learned to embrace leggings and boots… (and really, all i want to do is throw away my whole wardrobe and wear big, black cardiganish sweaters with black leggings and funky boots - so i’ve REALLY embraced it) but do i really have to learn to re-embrace yellow gold initial rings too????? say it isnt so!

though will seem awfully intelligent of me having hung on to my bigass K for all of these years if they truly have made that much of a comeback… however, it will also justify my packrattedness and really, the only person who benefits from that is manhattan mini-storage…

reallykatie: my mom just emailed this to me…i think she is...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:00:58 -0500

reallykatie:

my mom just emailed this to me…i think she is trying to tell me something.

david: Rachel managed enough French to buy 10 UNBELIEVABLE...

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:11:52 -0500

david:

Rachel managed enough French to buy 10 UNBELIEVABLE Macarons at a bakery we found

pretty colors. shoddy construction! mine will be better. heck, my practice ones were already better.

You Know What's Awesome? Vol. 77

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:49:16 -0500

feinsodville: I just got a call from a woman from the State of New York. Seems the people who used...

Real Question

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:51:35 -0500

whatiworedowntheaisle: What I Wore Down the Aisle: On a lot of my newest favorite sites (all...

tanya77: mikehudack: caterpillarcowboy: mdfsmash: An open...

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:38:28 -0500

tanya77:

mikehudack:

caterpillarcowboy:

mdfsmash:

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:

Dear Mr. Colbert,

Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”

Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.

On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.

Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.

We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.

We’re raising Hell, man.

THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

I don’t like mayonnaise or miracle whip, but this is amazing.

do you think it hurt demi when the chopped out a square chunk of...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:06:28 -0500

do you think it hurt demi when the chopped out a square chunk of her thigh?

also, who, exactly, thought that DEMI MOORE was too fat and needed photoshopping????

via youvejustlostthegame

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:34:30 -0500

via youvejustlostthegame

Action Park

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:44:55 -0500

Action Park: feinsodville: bestofwikipedia: Action Park was a waterpark/motor themed park open...

22% of new yorkers cant read… so lets confuse them even...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:53:15 -0500

22% of new yorkers cant read… so lets confuse them even more…

A Story.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:40:17 -0500

one-twenty-five: Have you ever looked at a person and known there was a connection there? Your...

i wish i was cooler than i am.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:15:26 -0500

i hate when i look at clothes or shoes in the store or on other people and love the way they look...

why in the world does The Daily Plate have a listing for a...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:30:38 -0400

why in the world does The Daily Plate have a listing for a Salmon Cupcake?

what the heck is a salmon cupcake - besides GROSS?

oh god let it be noon.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:45:00 -0400

just got an email notifying me that my HS boyfriend’s little sister posted a picture on...

kelleeeee: almostnever: bobbysworld: via

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:39:37 -0400

kelleeeee:

almostnever:

bobbysworld:

via

Mixtape Mixer #11

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:12:41 -0400

thedept: MTM #11 — October 26, 2009 — Theme = “Take A Bow” My methodology: MTM #11 was our first...

Roasted Butternut Squash With Caramelized Onions, Gorgonzola, and Crispy Fried Sage « We are not Martha

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:56:00 -0400

Roasted Butternut Squash With Caramelized Onions, Gorgonzola, and Crispy Fried Sage « We are not...

playnice: suicideblonde:bohemea: Marilyn Monroe best part...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:09:10 -0400

playnice:

suicideblonde:bohemea:

Marilyn Monroe

best part about old marilyn pictures? no photoshopping… if this was today, her left boob would be perked up. her right arm, slimmed down. her chin re-contoured…

must remember these things when looking in own mirror…